Brand new service from Serenity Relocation!
You don’t have enough sex, or even any sex at all.
You see sexy women everywhere, and you’re attracted to them.
This is natural and completely normal.
But … for whatever reason, you do not have sex with them.
You’re afraid to make a move, inexperienced and shy, or any of a thousand different reasons.
It’s important to know that you aren’t alone.
More and more men are having less and less sex.
This is very dangerous.
Not enough sex is devastating for the health and the happiness of the average man, and you’ll be dealing with:
Or maybe you’ve never even had sex?
This is nothing to be embarrassed about, but it’s not something you’d want to keep up for the rest of your life.
You might be successful in other areas of life, but when it comes to this primal need, you know you’re not doing well.
Whatever your situation is, you want sex, and preferably with as many attractive women as possible.
Whether it is to finally lose your virginity, to get your confidence back after a long and probably sex-less monogamous relationship, or just because you’re horny as hell, you know you need sex, and lots of it.
But in your own country and your native environment you don’t really know how to get started.
Maybe you’re ashamed of this, and you can’t talk to people around you about this serious issue.
Or maybe you’re still in a relationship and you’d prefer your partner not to know about your desires?
What you need is a well-deserved, anonymous and completely carefree sex vacation in the Philippines.
Here are some of the advantages you can expect:
What you get when engaging this service is a relaxing sex vacation where you don’t even have to leave your condo.
Everything will be delivered to your doorstep, including the women you can fuck.
If you want to, and if you’re inexperienced, the girls will be instructed to ease you into sex gently, to teach you the ropes and turn you into an experienced stud in no time.
Relaxation, pleasure and carefree fun are what we’re about. And sex, as much as you want.
There are several packages you can choose from, which vary based on length of your stay, the amount of women you want to sleep with, and other features.
The most inclusive package will include:
Guaranteed sex with 1 to 20 Filipino women
All utilities included, you won’t have to pay any bills
For grocery shopping, visa renewal, and many other things – if needed
Through mail or chat for all your questions and problems
Two to three times a day, choose from a menu
A taxi will pick you up at the airport and drop you off at your condo
Cash will be delivered to your door (no conversion costs)
2-3 times weekly you’ll get a massage in your condo
10.000 Philippine peso (200 dollars) the moment you arrive
As close to your condominium as possible
We will assist you with finding the best plane tickets
Tooth paste, drinking water, shampoo, condoms, etc
At your condo or as close as possible
A $100 donation to Filipino orphans
Tips and manuals for a successful stay
This service isn’t free, and of course you could probably arrange all of it yourself – but it wouldn’t be easy.
If you want to do that, go ahead, leave this page, this service isn’t for you.
But if you don’t want to deal with all the logistics (and there’s a lot of it, believe me), and just let us handle everything so you can just relax and have sex with young women, then the Inexperienced Lover Package is for you.
When you engage our services, we will take care of everything for you.
You’ll get picked up at the airport and delivered to your condominium.
Food will be delivered to you daily, you’ll have a personal assistant, and of course you’ll be able to fuck young girls who come knocking at your door.
Does it sound interesting to you? Then click the button, and get in touch with us!
* at the time of writing, they come and go so availability is not guaranteed - but see this as examples of what you can expect!
If you are part of our target audience, we’re completely convinced you will appreciate this service.
That’s why we have no problem at all to offer you a 100% money back guarantee.
When you order an Inexperienced Lover Package and change your mind up to the point when you enter your first girl, you will be fully reimbursed.
Aside from this, you also get a 100%-services-rendered guarantee, which means you will get what you buy.
If you order sex with 20 women, you will get sex with 20 women.
Does this sound good to you? Then don’t hesitate and order your own Inexperienced Lover Package.
We can only service two clients per month, so the availability is limited.
It takes a lot of time and planning to completely take care of a client, so this cap is required to ensure quality service to each client.
First come, first served!
(pun definitely intended)
Don’t hesitate and order an Inexperienced Lover Package and we’ll see what the possibilities are for your sexual fantasies in the Philippines.
With our 100% money back guarantee, there is no risk whatsoever for you to order it now.
Click this button and talk to us about your desires!
This is a pretty exclusive service and we aim to only engage two clients per month.
The price of the Inexperienced Lover Packages varies depending on the level of engagement you want from us, how long you want to stay, and how many girls you desire.
To give you an indication, let’s say you just want the basic Inexperienced Lover Package. This includes:
If you don’t want any of the other add-ons and just want to get your virginity or horniness taken care of, we’re looking at a cost of around $600.
If you take the biggest package, everything will be arranged for you, and the cost will be higher, of course.
This means your month-long stay is fully covered – you shouldn’t have any other expenses.
We’re looking at several thousand dollars here.
If you were to add up all the costs of these things, you’ll soon find that they’ll come to a similar price, and don’t forget that you’d have to spend a lot of time effort in arranging everything.
Yes, the payments are divided into 2-3 installments by default, depending on the size of your package.
The first payment needs to be fulfilled immediately upon booking, and the last one when you enter your condo/hotel and see that everything is as we promised.
We do offer a 10% discount if you just pay everything up front, because this minimizes potential hassle for all parties.
You can pay through bank transfer, PayPal, and a few other options, depending on your region.
Europeans for example will have different options than Americans.
Do get in touch, and we’ll be happy to help out. You can find us on Facebook, email or through the contact form.
Easy! Click the button and contact us to discuss what you want.
You’ll have to tell us about your wishes, and when you’d like to get started.
Only two clients per month can be catered to, so we’ll have to find a date which suits both parties, but we’re flexible and if you really have a specific date in mind, we’ll do our best to arrange it.
Unfortunately not, because arranging this takes a lot of work on our end.
At the earliest, you can arrive two weeks after ordering.
We have to arrange a condominium or hotel at a good spot, communicate with the girls about your wishes, sort out the food, and so on.
You engage us and client is king, but that doesn’t mean you can just do whatever you want.
I manage a company here in the Philippines and I’ve got a decent relationship with many of the service providers here in this country, such as condo owners and the girls themselves.
As a client, you’ll be able to take advantage of this setup, but we do expect you to:
That’s it! Follow those rules and you’ll be enjoying your stay and having sex with Filipinas without any problems.
Of course! We will provide you with a roster of available girls, but you cannot be TOO picky, as we can’t show you hundreds upon hundreds of girls.
If you order 20 girls, you might get the same girl twice.
All of them are sexy and a good lay, so it shouldn’t be that big of a deal – but if it is, we’ll do our best to mix it up.
And of course, if you find a certain girl very hot and want to take her again and again, let us know and we’ll try to arrange it.
You could also take the surprise approach, and go on “blind sex dates”.
The girls will usually stay with you for 1 to 2 hours.
Plenty of time to get to know them inside-out.
If you really want, we could arrange a deal where a girl stays the night, but that could cost you more, or we could count a whole night as 8 girls x 1 hour or something like that.
For example: you could have 1 girl for 8 hours, instead of 4 girls for 2 hours.
Yes, this service is very safe for you.
You’ll get picked up and dropped off at the airport, brought to your paid-for-in-advance-condo or hotel room, and you could in fact just stay there for the entirety of your trip, without having to leave your room.
Everything you want can be delivered to your door – ideal for the very introverted man.
Of course you’re fully responsible for your safety regarding sexual contact.
We’d advise you to use a condom and so would the girls, but it’s completely on a personal risk basis.
90% is completely legal, and 10% is in a grey zone.
The girls are very discreet, and so are we. If you are as well, there aren’t any reasons why someone else would be concerned or involved with your activities.
Another important aspect: You won’t be handing money to the girls, we’re in charge of that.
The only thing that happens here is that you get regular visits from 18+ girls and you have sex with them – perfectly legal.
The fact that we gave that girl some money earlier in the day is our business, right?
It completely depends on the fetish and the girl, and we cannot really judge it in advance and in general.
Let us know what you want and we’ll do our best to find someone who’s open for it – but no promises.
This shouldn’t be an issue.
If you wish an orgy with 5 girls at the same time, we could arrange it as well.
You’ll get the amount of girls described in your package, but how you want to split them over your time here is up to you.
You could fuck them all in a couple of days and then explore the rest of the country, or just do one per day, your choice.
First off, we’ll take your wishes into account. Let us know if you have a certain preference or restriction regarding food.
You can get breakfast delivered to your door, and the options here are toast, oatmeal, fresh fruit, nuts, bacon, eggs, or a combination of those.
If you’d rather have a Filipino breakfast of rice and a hotdog or some corned beef, we can arrange that too.
Aside from the breakfast, we’ll also assign you a budget for all your food.
This budget can be spent at will at any restaurants you want if they’re featured in food delivery apps such as Grab or Foodpanda.
Every week we’ll give you a menu based on your preferences, and you can then fill in a form with your wishes regarding the food of that week.
Please indicate two options, so we can be flexible when a certain meal isn’t available – which happens frequently here.
We’ll arrange everything, and your food will be delivered to your condo.
We’re active in Manila, Cebu and Davao, but due to travel costs, availability of girls and other factors, we have to impose some guidelines, based on your desired number of girls and length of stay: